thesherlockedboffin:

Okay. So. I’m bored. So I’m giving these away. Nothing to get excited about. It’s just a set of Sherlock posters I made to kill time. They’re also only 8.5 x 11 inches — that’s standard size printer paper, people. My motto: Go cheap or go home.

Moffat’s the kind of writer who likes watching you suffer through his intricate plot twists and turns. RTD was the kind of writer who snuck up behind you, dropped a bombshell, and then ran away cackling into the night.

How To Be An Adult (According to Patrick Star)

singmetomuses:

1. Puff out your chest
2. Say “tax exemption”
3. Acquire a taste for free-form jazz 

• one third of me: I want a relationship so much, relationships are so cute
• one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
• one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves

bowties-and-bananas:

I’m not gonna lie. I practically cheered when Rita said this. You know why? Because I am so, so happy that a mainstream, popular show is acknowledging the current climate of fear of Islam. Look at how Rita has conditioned herself to react with humour, because she genuinely thinks that people who find out that she’s Muslim will judge her negatively. This is the world we live in today. I’m not Muslim, but half my family are, and for years, I have been judged as being a terrorist just because I associate with Muslims. I have had to deal with people making judgements about my family. Insinuating that they are terrorists. Insinuating that I am a terrorist. Sometimes, not even insinuating. Islamophobia has become so widespread and, dare I say it, “accepted” that I don’t even see it subtly implied any more. So yeah, I was stupidly happy when this happened.

Not to mention that Rita is a fantastic character. She is intelligent, brave, beautiful (inside and out), good, kind, compassionate…I could go on. To me, she is genuinely one of the best television characters I have seen in a long time.

Fun fact: I’m not religious and I doubt I ever will be. That doesn’t mean I don’t care. I know that most religions preach kindness and compassion. So I’m not going to tolerate people generalising that one group is the opposite of that.

Rant over.

fanfiction is so convenient

because i can read it when my family is around and when they look over to my screen they think i’m reading and learning and developing like a stable child but what they don’t know is that it’s DISGUSTINGLY GRAPHIC GAY PORN

madehimsaycomfychairs:

liefullyloki:

larxenesomebody:

ever-so-plucky:

 #GREETINGS FAIR MIDGARDIAN #OBSERVE YOUR MATE #NOW MARVEL AT THOR #NOW LOOK AT YOUR MATE #LAMENTATIONS! HE IS NOT THOR #BUT IF HE BE WORTHY AND REFORMS HIS STYLING PRODUCTS OF CHOICE #HE WOULD STILL NOT BE THOR (NAY!) #BUT COULD POSSESS A MANE AS GLORIOUS AS THOR’S #GAZE UPON YOUR FEET #NOW LOOK TO THE COSMOS #YOUR LOCATION HAS CHANGED! #YOU STAND UPON A NAVAL VESSEL WITH THE ASGARDIAN YOUR MIDGARDIAN MATE COULD LIKEN HIMSELF TO #BEHOLD - SOMETHING SHIMMERS IN YOUR HAND! #(MARVEL AT THOR.) #TIS A MOLLUSC AND RARE DELICACY AND WITHIN ITS SHELL LIE TWO PASSES TO YOUR CHOICE OF ENTERTAINMENT #A TRANSFORMATION! YOUR PASSES ARE REGAL GEMSTONES! #ALL IS POSSIBLE WHEN YOUR MATE STYLES HIS MANE AFTER THOR’S #I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW #(ga-ga-ga-ga-ga-ga garnier!) (via i-o-u-a-fall)

THOR.

I AM RIDING MY NEPHEW.